Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.