My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"