They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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