S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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