No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Do vagina's smell?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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