Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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