Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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