I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Actions speak louder than pants.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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