can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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