no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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