I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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