I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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