I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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