he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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