Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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