I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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