Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i can't believe i had my finger in that
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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