we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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