We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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