come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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