ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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