hotel room ftw
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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