As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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