Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
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I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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