Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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