I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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