he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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