Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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