If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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