So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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