Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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