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(810): View more from Michigan

After last night I still want u

(810): View more from Michigan

But please keep that on the DL

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(207): View more from Maine

there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...

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(703): View more from Virginia

She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.

(540): View more from Virginia

Ew, and?!

(703): View more from Virginia

Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.

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(516): View more from New York

please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.

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(352): View more from Florida

im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition

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(207): View more from Maine

Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

How ya feelin sunshine?

(781): View more from Massachusetts

Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.

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