Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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