ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
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And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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