You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
