More tranny stories later!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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