love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
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