I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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