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but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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