marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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