i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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