how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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