belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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