We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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