You really coming over, don't trick.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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