never play flip cup with pint glasses
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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