had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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