So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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