summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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