May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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