I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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