I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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