Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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