so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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