i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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