Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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